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Girlfriend : Are you sure you love me and no one else. 
Boyfriend : Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday. 

Teacher : Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon? 
Pupil : The moon. 
Teacher : Why? 
Pupil : The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it. 

Teacher : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 
Pupil : A teacher. 

Waiter : Would you like your coffee black. 
Customer : What other colors do you have? 

Pupil : Did you know that the most intelligent person is going deaf? 
Teacher: Really. Who is it? 
Pupil : Pardon. 

Tom : How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed? 
David: You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's performance repeated. 

Teacher : Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing? 
Student : Brotherly love. 

Teacher : Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating? 
Sam : No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook. 

 Patient : What are the chances of my recovering doctor? 
Doctor : One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died. 

Teacher : " Hello boys, Remember !!! Nothing is impossible." 
One of the 20 Students: "Ok Sir, You please take out all the toothpaste and put it back into the tube again." 

Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE ?" 
One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time, same place." 

Teacher : " George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ? " 
One Student: " Because George still had the axe in his hand." 

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